Showers of Blessing in 2nd of September

"You shall be blessed....." said the Father.

"Thank you...thank you..." the murderer said profusely, heaving a sigh of relief.

"You shall be blessed with a jail term of heaven, my son!" cried the Father, wring ing his shrivelled hand.

"Er...Father? What does this mean?" the murderer asked, looking positively alarmed. The Father's eyes sparkled with tears of joy.

"You will be proceeding to heaven!"

Well, I know its not funny, the little dialogue of the Father and the murderer. Either he goes to court or to the Father, he would have to face the music and go up to meet God.

Seriously, being unceremoniously sprinkled with loads of holy water isn't so nice. Aren't all Fathers supposed to be nice to their daughters or sons or wives or whatever rubbish you could think of? Let me tell you the whole story...

One day, the last day before the the 3rd term ended, my school held a prayer session. I went to the dunno wad room with Rei-en and were one of the first to get there. Rei forced me to sit in front of with her and to be truthful, I did not approve of it. Sitting in front means that u haf to haf gd behaviour, cannot fidget and the Father would grab the front ppl to do demonstration or wadeva.

Then pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray pray until my neck nearly broke. Includes of bowing of heads, ya noe.

Then suddenly, the Father stepped out extremely close to me, his foot at my knees.

" I know not everyone of u haf been showered with holy water. Don't say u didn't now." he said, smiling.

Ten he sprinkled right onto me: I got a faceful twice and the third time, I ducked and poor little Allison behind me got a pinafore full.

"Why did u move? If u didn't move, I wouldn't get wet!" squeaked Allison. Rei-en squealed too and I stifled a cry when he sprinkled.

THAT WAS NOT HOLY! THAT WAS OBNOXIOUS!