My grudge with insects

All right, my bro suggested this idea to me and he seemed extremely enthusiastic about it. I was forced to write, that's all.

Dedicated to entomologists.

Let's start when I was around 5 years old. It was at night when my mum was chasing me up to go sleep. Then suddenly, i felt as though I stepped onto something. I lifted my leg up and found that I stepped onto a mosquito!

I was lyk going...huh? Step on mosquito? Then my mum started to compliment(weird) me. "Good!" she praised. "You stepped onto a mosquito! Tonight no mosquito to bite you and gor gor liao."

-_-'''

Then there was once last year, when I finished eating my lunch, there was a great big housefly sitting on the table. i kindly gave it a chance and flapped my arms lyk a chicken. it flew away!!!and settled on the same spot again. i ate finish my lunch and peeked back at the dining table. guess what? THAT HOUSEFLY WAS STILL THERE!!!

i snatched up the fly swatter and approached it, not wanting to kill it, but to scare it away. I am the big boss here. I smacked it with fullm force and no fly flew away. horrified, i lifted the thing up and saw the poor thing smashed underneath.

the next day, the fly newspaper maybe announcing the death of one of their fellow flies.headlines: GIRL HIT ***(THE NAME OF THE FLY) AND SMASHED HIM FULL FORCE. SHE LEFT IT THERE ON THE TABLE FOR HER MAID TO CLEAN. FAMLIES OF *** MAY FIND*** SMASHED BRUTALLY. ADVISED NOT TO LOOK.

then later, after "accidentally" listening to xu ruo xuan's "bu you zi zhu", we set off to school. then when i was outside wearing shoe, i saw a shadow of a cockroach on the curtain!!! yes, on the curtain!!!

i shuddered and shivered but to no avail. i called my mum and seconds later, it was not in the house or dunno where it was. BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT IN THE HOUSE

i haf absolutely no idea how my mum cleared it but...who cares? you care? ain't no me problem. :)

okokok enuff. i am in changi airport wif a bad tummyache bye bye!